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  • May 5, 2021

    Fifteen Years

    16 years using WordPress, 15 years using WordPress.com, seven years at Automattic (who own WordPress.com). Thanks to everyone who has helped me along the way!

    Fifteen Years
  • April 21, 2021

    Seven Years At Automattic

    Thank you!

    Seven Years At Automattic
  • March 8, 2021

    Sarah Opening Things #24

    Don’t feed these fig bars after midnight!

    Sarah Opening Things #24
  • December 28, 2020

    Sarah Opening Things #23

    In the first Deadpool movie, the mutant metal giant Colossus eats Grape Nuts. He opened them more carefully than this.

    Sarah Opening Things #23
  • August 7, 2020

    Lawns by Lawns

    Lawns by Lawns
  • May 5, 2020

    14 Years

    15 years using WordPress, 14 years using WordPress.com, and over six years working for Automattic (who make WordPress.com). Time flies!

    14 Years
  • March 12, 2020

    Sarah Opening Things #22

    The mail order gremlin got wet.

    Sarah Opening Things #22
  • March 6, 2020

    Sarah Opening Things #21

    Not opening something, but it involves ripping. If you want half a paper towel, how many of us tear it vertically? The answer is one person does.

    Sarah Opening Things #21
  • February 26, 2020

    Friends Opening Things #2

    Why bother using the resealable zipper? Just open it with your teeth and eat it all at once!

    Friends Opening Things #2
  • February 14, 2020

    Kids Opening Things #1

    I’m concerned the genes have been passed on to at least one of our kids.

    Kids Opening Things #1
  • November 9, 2019

    Sarah Opening Things #20

    To be fair, they may have burst out themselves in search of thirsty humans.

    Sarah Opening Things #20
  • September 18, 2019

    Sarah Opening Things #19

    Easy opening tabs only work if you actually use them.

    Sarah Opening Things #19
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