The new and improved Joel 4.5
16 years using WordPress, 15 years using WordPress.com, seven years at Automattic (who own WordPress.com). Thanks to everyone who has helped me along the way!
Thank you!
Don’t feed these fig bars after midnight!
In the first Deadpool movie, the mutant metal giant Colossus eats Grape Nuts. He opened them more carefully than this.
15 years using WordPress, 14 years using WordPress.com, and over six years working for Automattic (who make WordPress.com). Time flies!
The mail order gremlin got wet.
Not opening something, but it involves ripping. If you want half a paper towel, how many of us tear it vertically? The answer is one person does.
Why bother using the resealable zipper? Just open it with your teeth and eat it all at once!
I’m concerned the genes have been passed on to at least one of our kids.
To be fair, they may have burst out themselves in search of thirsty humans.
Easy opening tabs only work if you actually use them.