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Seven Years At Automattic
Thank you!
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Sarah Opening Things #24
Don’t feed these fig bars after midnight!
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Sarah Opening Things #23
In the first Deadpool movie, the mutant metal giant Colossus eats Grape Nuts. He opened them more carefully than this.
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14 Years
15 years using WordPress, 14 years using WordPress.com, and over six years working for Automattic (who make WordPress.com). Time flies!
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Sarah Opening Things #22
The mail order gremlin got wet.
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Sarah Opening Things #21
Not opening something, but it involves ripping. If you want half a paper towel, how many of us tear it vertically? The answer is one person does.
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Friends Opening Things #2
Why bother using the resealable zipper? Just open it with your teeth and eat it all at once!
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Kids Opening Things #1
I’m concerned the genes have been passed on to at least one of our kids.
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Sarah Opening Things #20
To be fair, they may have burst out themselves in search of thirsty humans.
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Sarah Opening Things #19
Easy opening tabs only work if you actually use them.
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Sarah Opening Things #18
It’s her birthday so she’s forgiven 😀
