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  • June 13, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #9

    I was told “Don’t take a picture of this”. So here’s a re-creation.

    Sarah Opening Things #9
  • May 31, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #8

    Now we’ve got to the point where if I open something badly I have to hide it in the recycling so Sarah doesn’t see it and say “See, it’s not just me!”. So here’s more of her.

    Sarah Opening Things #8
  • May 24, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #7

    I mean, it’s definitely open.

    Sarah Opening Things #7
  • May 17, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #6

    I’ve been told I don’t celebrate her successes enough. So here’s where she opened it where it says “Pull Here To Open” but then it clearly required even more opening.

    Sarah Opening Things #6
  • May 10, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #5

    People with tiny hands rejoice!

    Sarah Opening Things #5
  • May 3, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #4

    I guess I’ll just store them in something else.

    Sarah Opening Things #4
  • April 25, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #3

    I’m getting genuinely worried about the missing piece. Did she… eat it?

    Sarah Opening Things #3
  • April 14, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #2

    To be fair, I’m not sure if she opened this or an alien burst out of the box.

    Sarah Opening Things #2
  • April 4, 2017

    Sarah Opening Things #1

    As I approach 40, I have a few regrets in life. One is not starting a blog called “Sarah Opening Things” over a decade ago. For some reason, my gentle wife turns into the Hulk when opening packets or containers of anything. It’s not done in a rage or with any anger, it’s just done […]

    Sarah Opening Things #1
  • February 26, 2017

    Award Winning Cheese

    Sadly there was no information on exactly what award. Or for that matter, which world it’s best on.

    Award Winning Cheese
  • February 20, 2017

    Are Jaffa Cakes biscuits or cakes?

    Forget all the other news, this is the real important stuff: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820

    Are Jaffa Cakes biscuits or cakes?
  • January 23, 2017

    Teaching Pronouns

    How does anyone teach pronouns to a kid? Kid: “Me?” Pointing at me. Dad: “No, you mean you” Pointing at me. Kid: “Me?” Pointing at him. Dad: “Yes, that’s you! I mean, ‘me’. But not me, I mean you me, not me me, who is you. Er…. forget it. Ask your mother.”

    Teaching Pronouns
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