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Who opened it better?

I was told “Don’t take a picture of this”. So here’s a re-creation.

Now we’ve got to the point where if I open something badly I have to hide it in the recycling so Sarah doesn’t see it and say “See, it’s not just me!”. So here’s more of her.

I mean, it’s definitely open.

I’ve been told I don’t celebrate her successes enough. So here’s where she opened it where it says “Pull Here To Open” but then it clearly required even more opening.

People with tiny hands rejoice!

I guess I’ll just store them in something else.

I’m getting genuinely worried about the missing piece. Did she… eat it?

To be fair, I’m not sure if she opened this or an alien burst out of the box.

As I approach 40, I have a few regrets in life. One is not starting a blog called “Sarah Opening Things” over a decade ago. For some reason, my gentle wife turns into the Hulk when opening packets or containers of anything. It’s not done in a rage or with any anger, it’s just done…